Pit Droid Cafe

Hello boyos! I am what you might call a newbie!! lightsaber

On December 11, 2008, I took my first steps on an excursion to the furthest depths of cyberspace! Just the Jedi Council Forums, technically, but technicalities matter not. It's all space, or the space between spaces.

I am Qui-Gon Reborn, an amateur author, athiest, Independent, fencer, fifteen-year-old college student, The One They Warned You About, and song parody writer! Message board-er, too, I suppose, but what exactly constitutes a proficiency in that area?

Star Wars fan? Where did you ever get the idea that I was a Star Wars fan? What KOTOR figures? What autographed books? What posters? What did you say?! Obsessed?! I am...I am NOT obsessed!

Ahem. Talking to myself. There aren't any psychologists out there, are there? By the Force. study

Soooo...I, QGR, wallow in an endless stream of sci-fi books, (Orson Scott Card, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Steven Gould, Alfred Bester, Ray Bradbury, Jack McDevitt, Frank Herbert, Roger MacBride Allen...did I miss anybody?) Norse/Greek/Roman history/mythology and...a little something called the galaxy far, far away.

I am a self-proclaimed Qui-Gon fanatic I love you

and a would-be expert on the Sith Era. Because of a somewhat unhealthy attatchment to writing, I've penned one too many fanfics, and have written ten too many Wookieepedia articles. I wafer through various Star Wars websites to constantly restore my love of living and preserve my sanity. jocolor

Well, with that somewhat uncoordinated greeting, I certainly hope you'll all enjoy what I've got to say on here. ("Say?" What constitutes speech? *groans* Not again... ) jawa

Hey, if you open your airlock in a ship that's in space, you'll explosively decompress. But what happens if you open the airlock while you're going through hyperspace? You explosively recompress?

I was skeptical about this at first, but posting is already fun!!

But now, it must end, at least for the time being. Lament in silence. I shall return! duel