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PostSubject: Ask a Pit Droid!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:50 pm

Do you know of those games on shows where you ask a person a question? Well, now is your chance to ask a real Pit Droid pitdroid a question! You'll be laughing out loud lol! when you hear the crazy droid's answers!
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:11 pm

Ahem.
*takes out notebook and pencil, puts on glasses*
Mr. Pit Droid, why do you bother doing your job? You don't get paid, do you? Wouldn't it be more satisfactory just to quit? Leave all the hard work to the stupid life-forms that invented you?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:58 pm

pitdroid Pit Droid: True. However, gotta love the thrill of being out there on the track, helping out the racer on pit stops. Also, it's fun to engage in Pit Droid-to Pit Droid combat; always going for each others nose. It's times like this that each pit droid cherishes. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:05 pm

Wouldn't you get scraped if you messed up someone else's droid?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:07 pm

pitdroid : How can you tell it's me? There are thousands of other droids that look just like me out there; how can you tell which one bopped the other one? I mean, really; how can you tell? It's great being a maufactured droid.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:13 pm

That is true. Have you ever been mistaken for someone else's droid?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:18 pm

pitdroid : Yeah, I have. It all started when I worked at a swap meet a couple years back. There were many other pit droids out there, so I decided to go have a chat. However, then some kid ran through our little group, knocking us in all directions. I got so dizzy that I ended up being taken out of the meet by another child, and then bopped on the nose and thrown like a discuss. Problem is, I hit someone in the head; they thought I was their droid, so I knew that I had to escape. My plan was simple; jump out of a moving landspeeder. Others might call me crazy, but I was successful, and had enough pieces screwed together to continue functioning. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't be talking to you, would I?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:44 pm

It was lucky that you're a droid. If I had jumped out of a moving landspeeder, I might not be talking to you. Do you know if the other droid ever get back to its owner?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:47 am

I have a question, for the Pit Droid. What's your favourite colour and why?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:50 am

Lolly_Tolly wrote:
I have a question, for the Pit Droid. What's your favourite colour and why?

Oooh! Oooh! Mine's green because it's the color of slime and Qui-Gon's lightsaber, and gold, because it's the regal harbinger of nobility.

Wow. That sounded good, didn't it? I need to go to bed. farao
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:33 am

Hmm, interesting...

Pit Droid: Blue, that other Pit Droid mysteriously went missing... Twisted Evil

Matt, can I suggest a sock for the Pit Droid?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:04 pm

PR Rep: I am sorry, but our Pit Droid has gone missing. Please stay calm while we try to find it. They can be vicious beasts, so stay calm. Everything will probably NOT go well, but be calm anyways. tongue

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:45 am

So, Pit Droid. Are all pit droids, as that person described "vicious little beasts"? Or is it merely a matter of opinion?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:58 pm

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PR Rep: I am sorry, but our Pit Droid has gone missing. Please stay calm while we try to find it. They can be vicious beasts, so stay calm. Everything will probably NOT go well, but be calm anyways. tongue

Warning still in effect until password can be found. Please remain calm.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:20 pm

Oh noes! Surprised

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:08 pm

Shock Trooper wrote:
Shock Trooper wrote:
PR Rep: I am sorry, but our Pit Droid has gone missing. Please stay calm while we try to find it. They can be vicious beasts, so stay calm. Everything will probably NOT go well, but be calm anyways. tongue

Warning still in effect until password can be found. Please remain calm.
Can't you just change it?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:37 pm

I just liked my warning. tongue

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:06 am

It's a cool warning.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:02 am

Yep. What's better than a Pit Droid losing a password? tongue

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:50 am

Yeah.

What would be better is:

This Pit Droid has an encripted hard drive. To access this hard drive, you must contact your network administrator.

Trying to contact the Network Admin:

Windows is sorry for the inconvenience, but this Pit Droid has had to close. If you were in the middle of something, all data has been lost. Please contact your Network Administrator for further details.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:33 pm

Instead of the "Blue Screen of Death", you get the "Pit Droid of Death"?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:02 pm

YES!!

Have you seen that fail picture of the "Blue Screen of Death" with an error message on it. Then down below, it says, "You fail at failing."

Funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:13 pm

Isn't a fail at failing called a phail?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:45 pm

I don't know. I've always called it success.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask a Pit Droid!   Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:11 pm

Fail + Fail + Win?

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