Yes, No, I [game]

In a nutshell, we have a conversation, and if you say "yes", "no", or "I", you're out.

We'll have sign-ups, and after we've got about 5 people, or after 3 or 4 days, I'll close the sign-ups and pick a topic. You people will make conversation, but if you say "yes", "no", or "I", you're out. What you say must be about the topic I give you, and you must use proper grammar. No third person or caveman talk. I'll try to post stats every day or so so you can see who's left. The winner will get bragging rights until I think of something better.

Anyone can play. Now let's get started!

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1. Shock Trooper

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2. Lolly
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1. Shock Trooper
2. Lolly
3. Blue
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Yes, I'm playing. It's not like I can cheat or anything....

Only two more spots left . . .

*gasps* Blue used "I"!

Pft. We haven't started yet. You're suppoesd to close sign-ups first.

Aren't you supposed to do that?

YOU won't play. Just because I kicked the stupid football over the fence!

But I know his password.... *starts plotting*

Sibling?

Yup. I'm older! But smaller.... He picked a password he would never remember, but I wrote it down for him.

So you know YOU?

Most people do know they're younger brothers.... (He was sitting on me when he made that other thread, btw. Sorry....)

Let's get back on topic. How can we get 1-2 more people to play?

Well, they log on first. Their mouses suddenly jerk down the screen, and they click on the link. They see all of their unread posts and start reading. Then they get to this thread, and think, "I shall play this game!" and then they sign up.
THE FORCE.

Or we could just start now. You don't really need a lot of people, you can do it with just a few.

OK, then. Let's begin. Who starts?

I think of a topic. Okay.

TOPIC:
Things you would talk about at a beach.

(I'll start)

The temperature at the beach isn't too hot or too cold.

So, is it good for swimming? Because we really want to go.

You can go, but someone should stay here and make sand-castles.

Here as in the beach? Or here as in home?

Where exactly is the home? Does it have a good view of the beach?

Perhaps inquiries should be made....

But the proper offices to make inqueries might not be interested in understandng why such a house on the beach would not have a good view of said sand gathering spot.

Perhaps we should just go to the beach and see what happens from there?

Perhaps. Any ideas on how to get there?