Pillow Wars, Episode 1: Close Encounters of the Third Pillow

[evil_voice] I see that you have found yourself here in the WNM Pilow Fight, where nothing (or, almost nothing) is not allowed to be used in this crazed fight (anything that does not violate the ToS, though). You can whack your friends with all sorts of pillows; this room is just for pillow fighting. So enjoy; I look forward to whacking you all with pillows at some point. [/evil_voice]

*Grabs a green pillow and waits for someone to come in.*

*whacks ST with a red pillow*

*Whacks Lolly with a blue pillow.*

*whacks ST with a pillow!*

*Grabs pillow.*

follows.

*Whacks back with a pillow.*

*whacks Matt with a pillow*

*shoots everyone with a sniper pillow rifle*

NO!

*throws pillows at everyone*

Dodges pillow and hurls feather plasma grenade at random people.

*gets caught by a feather plasma grenade*

*falls into chasm that suddenly appears*

Fires feather machine gun at everyone else.

*Dodges pillow machine gun fire and does a military-style crawl over to a pillow barricade.*

*chasm opens up under pillow barricade*

*jumps out and grabs a falling pillow, then whacks windu4*

*Falls while hooking up a bungee cord. Bungees right back up onto level ground.*

*whacks Matt as soon as he gets to ground level*

*Whacks Elsi with a pillow that looks like Kirby's hammer.*

Pillow fight pillow fight yaaay!

swings by in pillow and shoots off a few pillow torpedoes.

*Dodges torpedoes by rolling.*

*shoots pillow lazers at Molly*

*whacks Matt with an ordinary pillow*

*Whacks Elsi with a plush lightsaber.*

*throws a Jar Jar doll at Matt*

*Is hit by the doll and falls over.*