Pillow Wars, Episode 1: Close Encounters of the Third Pillow

*Whacks Abby with a map pillow.*

*thanks Abby for the map*

*goes over to pillow mound, as indicated on the map, and goes to sleep*

Which side of the pillow-whacking room is the pillow mound on? I shall draw a map with all important places labled.
*whacks Matt with a Rubik's cube pillow*

*Solves the Rubix Cube and unlocks the secret pillows inside. Proceeds to whack Abby with secret pillows.*

*is whacked with secret pillows*
*whacks Matt with other puzzle-pillows*

*Whacks Abby with a jigsaw puzzle pillow*

*whacks Matt with a cardboard puzzle pillow*

*Strikes back with a word search pillow*

*smacks Matt upside the head with a Sudoku pillow*

*Hits back with a crossword puzzle*

*whacks everyone with logic puzzle pillows*

*Runs from the logic pillows*

Yay! *starts randomly throwing pillows*

*tries to hide from the Random Pillow-Throwing of Elsi*

*throws pillow at Abby*

*Is hit by the thrown pillows.*

Matt! Get out of the way!

*whacks Matt with a pillow*

*Strikes back with a pillow off the ground*

*is hit and falls over*

*helps Elsi up, then whacks her with pillows*

*Whacks Abby with pillows.*

*hits everyone within a 5m radius with pillows*

*Fires pillows from a handheld pillow launcher at everyone*

*is hit by pillow from Matt's pillow launcher* Oof.

*Runs out of ammo*