Last Person to Post Wins! ~ Game

I think it's safe to say, there's going to be wide spread mayhem in this thread.

But before we start, Mods aren't allowed to post, then lock the thead. That's cheating.

If no one posts in this thread for three months, the last person to post wins, and the game begins again.
Let's just say, you really want to win. Trust me.

BEGIN!

Hiya!

I am the last person to post in this thread! I am elated!

What?! I'm not allowed to lock the thread and win? Just kidding.

I win because I am the last person to post.

Hey!

So what's the prize?

The satisfaction of knowing that I just won the game from under your nose.

Won?

HAH! You amuse me with your trivial claims!

My trivial claims?

I should have you know that I have won the game outright.

I think not, ST.

I am the winner!

Not yet.

I win.

HA!

Hunh?

I win.

I win. Or the pig gets it.

I don't think either of you get it yet; I win, and that's all that matters.

I think the pig gets it.

Face it Gunny I have more stamina...

Bah! Stamina! I have awesomeness! And I win again!

Not yet you haven't!

And I am not a mod yet either! MAke me a mod or I will destroy you and force you to lose this game by a humiliating percentage!

Just kidding but if you take me seriously than

I win.

That type of display is exactly the reason why you aren't a Mod, but still sit on this Council.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I win just because.

Wanna bet?!

I win, cause I have a better colour!

I win because I win.

I win, because you had to leave!

Never!

No need to insult people!

I'm sad now.

But I still win! Yay!

Not yet you do not!

No, not yet. But I will. SOMEDAY!