Welcome to Star Wars Fanfic!

Uh, hi! If you had read all the stuff that was there before, snaps for you! But really, it was too long for anyone to seriously read. And it's not as if I really care that much if you do anyways.

Thusly, I decided to make it a heck load shorter and simpler.

So, please abide by the following guidelines.

1. No graphic violence.
   
2. No graphic sex.
   
3. Keep alcohol and drug references to a minimum. And please don't portray them in a favourable light.
   
4. Don't make me come after you. It's unpleasant for all involved.
   
5. Enjoy!

I may be back to add some if I remember later.