Pillow Wars, Episode 1: Close Encounters of the Third Pillow

*throws chocolate pillows at Matt and Elsi*
[mindtrick]The chocolate will distract you[/mindtrick]
*dives into the pillow pile*

Oh! Chocolate!

*is distracted*

*Whacks Elsi with a truffle pillow.*

*is hit by truffle pillow*

You just made a very grave mistake, my friend.

*goes all out whacking Matt with a pillow*

*Tries to defend against Elsi's insane whacking with a pillow, but is driven backwards.*

*suddenly falls into pillow pit that appeared after Matt stepped over it*

*Falls into the same pillow pit, but quickly attaches a bungee cord to self.*

*cuts Matts bungee cord*
*feels guilty, jumps in after him and Elsi*

*whacks Matt and Abby as soon as they land*

*gets up and whacks Elsi with Christmas pillows*

*Whacks Abby with a pillow.*

*whacks self with a Grinch pillow*

*Whacks Elsi with a "Whoville' pillow.*

*whacks Matt with a card pillow*

Say hello to my little friend!

*fires subatomic astronomaticalfubrilatical blaster pillow nuclear bomb at everyone!*

*runs and hides behind a pillow fortress*

*Whacks windu with a huge pillow that stops the bomb from exploding*.

*whacks everyone with sticker pillows*

*Whacks Shocky, and Lolly with a Shocking Lollipop pillow.*

*sticks stickers all over MM*

BTW, you can call me Elsi. Everyone else does.

*Whacks MM with a pillow.*

*whacks Matt with a pillow*

*Strikes back with a pillow.*

Oh, no you don't! *whacks back with a pillow*

(I got internet back! )

*Strikes back with a pillow Internet router.*