Pillow Wars, Episode 1: Close Encounters of the Third Pillow

*Jar Jar doll flaps its wings and flies off to reek havoc all over the forums*

Fly my pretty! Fly!

Oh noooo!

*whacks Jar Jar with giant pillow*

*whacks Molly for whacking Jar Jar*

*Whacks Elsi with an R2-D2 pillow.*

*whacks Matt with an pillow*

*Hits back with a pillow.*

*whacks Elsi with a Ewok pillow*

*whacks Jar Jar again*

*whacks Matt with a pillow*

*Whacks back with a pillow.*

*whacks everyone with an army of pillows*

*Whacks everyone with a pillow.*

*whacks Matt with a pillow*

*Hits back with a pillow.*

*whacks back with a pillow*

*Whacks with a pillow.*

You know, at first, I thought that one was a lion, not a sun.

*whacks back with a pillow*

*Hits with a pillow.*

*whacks you with a pillow*

*Strikes back with a pillow.*

*whacks Matt with an "It's really hot!" pillow*

*Hits Elsi with an air conditioner.*

We don't have one. Hey, it's raining, now!

*whacks Matt with a rain pillow*

*Blocks the pillow with an umbrella.*

*whacks Matt with a pillow*

Not sure why, though...

*whacks everyone with a "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh finals" pillow and runs back to textbooks*

*Whacks everyone with a pencil pillow.*